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Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML

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On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by think i'm dating perdix (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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