Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8827
  • Number of comments : 185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About amatayo : I have no idea why you came to check on my profile, may it be my sense of humor or my lack of a humor I don't know.

But I visit FML alot so I guess you will hear alot of me like it or not.

Hmmm revise that you will hear me and like it.

amatayo's page activity

Visits<b>extrasnipes</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 11:14am<b>dusthar</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 9:10pm<b>AwkwardChildDani</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 11:37pm<b>Juicenub</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:27am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 2:29pm<b>cwrocker</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 1:25pm<b>awesomeamandas</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 5:13am<b>RandomPrius</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 11:05pm<b>jvegahernandez</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 4:17am<b>jennac777</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 10:13pm<b>Hattering</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 7:01am<b>foxychik10704</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 2:59pm<b>Sacytrl</b> - the 07/28/2013 at 9:21pm<b>Epickiller</b> - the 06/19/2013 at 4:14pm<b>Ameronot</b> - the 12/21/2012 at 6:26am<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 1:19am<b>HeyLookOverThere</b> - the 10/03/2010 at 9:36pm<b>alexisthename</b> - the 02/25/2010 at 1:04pm

amatayo's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

amatayo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8910) - you deserved it (63069)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by civicman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65075) - you deserved it (3982)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by Emptyspace (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14920) - you deserved it (81230)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML


I agree, your life sucks (85595) - you deserved it (5934)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (255755) - you deserved it (87427)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: