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amatayo
  • Town/Country : XXXXXXXXX, USA
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  • Number of visits : 8528
  • Number of comments : 185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About amatayo : I have no idea why you came to check on my profile, may it be my sense of humor or my lack of a humor I don't know.

But I visit FML alot so I guess you will hear alot of me like it or not.

Hmmm revise that you will hear me and like it.

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Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

#5494744
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6954) - you deserved it (56159)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by civicman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

#3205233
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58550) - you deserved it (3453)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by Emptyspace (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

#3117856
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11334) - you deserved it (70294)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

#2925389
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77535) - you deserved it (5314)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
496 comments

I agree, your life sucks (213740) - you deserved it (73286)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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