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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 January 1991 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 344
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About amann27 : I'm a bitch ass nigga

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Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

#21102110
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47401) - you deserved it (5747)

On 04/01/2014 at 5:41pm - kids - by derped-out sperm (man) - Ireland

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

#21036248
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49324) - you deserved it (9896)

On 01/22/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1240274) - you deserved it (137767)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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