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by Anon / 06/26/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML
by Respect101 / 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Roy Lawson / 06/25/2014 at 8:19pm / United States (California) / Health
by fredfredburger / 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Razi_tail / 06/25/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by massachusettsan / 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by lrn2road / 06/24/2014 at 11:04am / United States (California) / Transportation
by over prtective father / 06/24/2014 at 12:35am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
by criley / 06/23/2014 at 9:56pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anon / 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by possibly fucked / 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2014 at 4:06pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Money
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…