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Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
by oops / 04/05/2009 at 1:20am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2009 at 12:34am / United States (Georgia) / Health
by littleone37 / 04/03/2009 at 2:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 9:52am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/01/2009 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Geek
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2009 at 4:33pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/29/2009 at 5:14am / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend and when his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and i thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away I hear her say "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better". FML
by crushed / 03/29/2009 at 2:40am / United States (Florida) / Love
by VampiresSayRawr / 03/27/2009 at 11:16pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
by bride / 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
by biggmouth / 03/26/2009 at 6:44pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an excellent conversation with this guy I met on a gay dating site. We really hit it off well and had a lot in common. We got to the point where he asked me for my picture. I showed it to him and he stopped responding. FML
by Kuu / 03/24/2009 at 1:46am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML
by Anonymous / 03/23/2009 at 2:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by al0406 / 03/21/2009 at 8:34pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
by LindseyS / 03/19/2009 at 5:10pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
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