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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML


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