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amandax6
  • Town/Country : FL
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 3441
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear and smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock, and when I backed away he was still looking at them. FML

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48055) - you deserved it (5546)

On 05/16/2009 at 7:26am - kids - by badmom101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44073) - you deserved it (2914)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm - health - by ccc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57214) - you deserved it (16001)

On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)



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