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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 January 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3584
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

#6530048
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32318) - you deserved it (17730)

On 11/30/2009 at 7:17am - love - by destiny147 (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

#6006091
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38001) - you deserved it (5314)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:42pm - animals - by K.H (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

#5830310
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7977) - you deserved it (32974)

On 10/14/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by LasagnaRawks (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

#5410581
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52367) - you deserved it (6109)

On 09/22/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by snow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

#4820623
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51357) - you deserved it (3182)

On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

#4803927
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14002) - you deserved it (57992)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by damnit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date with a German exchange student they met on the weekend. Why? Because we have similar glasses. FML

#4756987
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31920) - you deserved it (3400)

On 08/23/2009 at 9:29am - love - by Foureyes (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat for the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go for lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished, a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML

#4717200
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33363) - you deserved it (8721)

On 08/21/2009 at 7:51pm - misc - by Becky (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

#4425556
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12100) - you deserved it (50412)

On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

#4425556
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12100) - you deserved it (50412)

On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

#4425556
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12100) - you deserved it (50412)

On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after going to the beach with my guyfriend, I thought I looked pretty good infront of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom". FML

#4405675
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19386) - you deserved it (41104)

On 08/09/2009 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded "it's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML

#4272437
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14322) - you deserved it (48828)

On 08/04/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by jkon (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

#4267516
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59060) - you deserved it (8768)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)



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