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amandam21

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amandam21

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About amandam21 : Hi! I like science, it's my favorite subject besides math. I also love reading, and my favorite book series is Harry Potter. And then there's the odder side of me that is creating an encyclopedia of magical creatures. And then there is the side that rarely shows itself, which is pretty evil. Oh yes, if you have sighted a magical creature, kik me, my username is mathgeekgirl

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amandam21's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with this girl. Turns out she's a software developer, too. Our date became a technical discussion. FML

#21195553
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37965) - you deserved it (10028)

On 07/01/2014 at 9:20pm - love - by devdevdev (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

#21194001
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52560) - you deserved it (3545)

On 06/30/2014 at 5:06pm - love - by outoflove (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML

#21193277
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49223) - you deserved it (7387)

On 06/30/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Charitable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned the valuable lesson that taking care of a baby crow isn't the best idea. He finally can fly away, but sits on my porch all day cawing for food. FML

#21179030
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34709) - you deserved it (11366)

On 06/18/2014 at 2:37am - animals - by a very unlucky dude. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

#21146408
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44556) - you deserved it (8442)

On 05/20/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by fuckingdieyouoldhag (woman) - United States

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML

#21137630
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50247) - you deserved it (4566)

On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I got a ticket for parking in front of a private driveway. My own driveway. FML

#21135152
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41352) - you deserved it (4515)

On 05/09/2014 at 9:39pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there. He said, "Bangladesh, India, here we come!" He was serious. FML

#21128139
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35067) - you deserved it (5909)

On 05/01/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by GAGirl1 (woman) - United States

Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML

#21071374
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39932) - you deserved it (3695)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran into my favorite teacher from high school, the one that really inspired me to become one myself. I told her that I'm in my last year of college preparing to become a teacher, to which she replied, "Wow, they really are letting anyone have a crack at being a teacher these days." FML

#21067542
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40959) - you deserved it (4045)

On 02/21/2014 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML

#21055293
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33432) - you deserved it (5949)

On 02/09/2014 at 12:00pm - misc - by jigglepuff - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML

#21017330
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44968) - you deserved it (11735)

On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML

#20997770
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43404) - you deserved it (2433)

On 12/19/2013 at 4:09am - work - by wasted time - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

#20960837
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55011) - you deserved it (2256)

On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)



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