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amandalillian

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1275
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

#19843543
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I agree, your life sucks (37584) - you deserved it (2240)

On 06/25/2012 at 4:32am - love - by singlesummer - United States (California)

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

#19831438
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I agree, your life sucks (25601) - you deserved it (8055)

On 06/22/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by GM38 - United States (Florida)



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