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by monkers / 10/06/2012 at 3:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
by N/A / 09/25/2012 at 12:13am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Hahapasdroleleptit / 05/10/2011 at 10:56am / France / Kids
by aaalias34 / 02/26/2010 at 6:13am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML
by cold-n-stinky / 01/12/2010 at 1:30am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/31/2009 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
by ufhdafuhds / 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Intimacy
by illequipt / 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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