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by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
by VerbalDiarrhea / 01/08/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
by knolan / 07/20/2011 at 12:40am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was standing in a long line at the Post Office when my 3 year old son starts rubbing up and down my leg. I asked him what he was doing and he said loudly. "I'm humping you like Simon humps me!" Everyone looks at me in shocked horror. Simon is our dog. FML
by Sissy / 12/05/2009 at 7:04pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by Jen / 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
by blinkme / 08/28/2009 at 1:39am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
by Dansonn / 03/16/2009 at 11:17pm / United States (California) / Transportation
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