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amanda_gza
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 June 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1157
  • Number of comments : 106
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About amanda_gza : This is what I do before I got to bed or when I'm bored at work. I am not your average bear. Have a question, message me.

The way to my heart=
hello kitty
Gummy worms
chocolate
& being nice to those less fortunate :)

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Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (548265) - you deserved it (35285)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (525061) - you deserved it (318263)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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