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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1274
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About amanda_gza : This is what I do before I got to bed or when I'm bored at work. I am not your average bear. Have a question, message me.

The way to my heart=
hello kitty
Gummy worms
chocolate
& being nice to those less fortunate :)

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (713134) - you deserved it (56237)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (668343) - you deserved it (449385)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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