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amamalfoy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 646
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation / 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (California) / Animals