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alyssablack2012

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 135
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alyssablack2012 : Hi. I'm Alyssa, I can be a pretty outgoing person at times. I'm extremely awkward, and don't really know how to act in public. But aside from all of that I would LOVE to pursue my dream of becoming an actress! If you would like, you could message me sometime! :)

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alyssablack2012's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

#21265921
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30786) - you deserved it (2656)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

#21265851
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30519) - you deserved it (3028)

On 09/26/2014 at 3:13pm - love - by ihateguys (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43347) - you deserved it (5259)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40740) - you deserved it (9462)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned "The bitch on the pot." FML

#21241016
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43440) - you deserved it (16503)

On 08/19/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML

#21238932
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47919) - you deserved it (7692)

On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

#21137819
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46946) - you deserved it (6113)

On 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm - misc - by Jarool - Canada (Alberta)



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