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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 November 1991 (22 years)
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About alyssabeth : i get bored. so i read a lot of these things.

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Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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On 07/24/2009 at 5:04am - love - by Sally (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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