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About alyssa_babylove : My life is full of awkward moments, wild activities, and many many FML's.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
Monday 1 September 2014