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alyssa_babylove
  • Town/Country : Bryan, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 February 1993 (20 years)
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About alyssa_babylove : My life is full of awkward moments, wild activities, and many many FML's.

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

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On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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