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alyssa1695
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, U.S.
  • Title : Miss
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About alyssa1695 : I come on fml for a laugh and if you want to know more message me:)

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Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30935) - you deserved it (3405)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38863) - you deserved it (3602)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10136) - you deserved it (28930)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)



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