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by Single / 08/19/2010 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Love
by flipflop / 06/07/2010 at 3:03am / United States (California) / Love
by wobbles / 12/04/2009 at 12:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
by Twinner / 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Transportation
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say "Will you marry me" a bird shat on my head. FML
by -bird-poop- / 10/10/2009 at 8:52am / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Love
Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML
by Gg / 07/23/2009 at 5:19pm / United Kingdom (Bradford) / Transportation
Today, I awoke to my husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back for the past few nights, and have complained of a "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML
by Divorcemenow / 07/17/2009 at 6:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids