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About alycion : Sarcasm is such a lost art form on some. It makes me cry.
The husky that you see is Sid. He is 2. No, it is not cruel to keep one in FL. Their coat protects them from both hot and cold.
Sid is my second husky. I love the breed so much that I recently started fostering them. Life is never boring with them around.
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Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML
Today, my cousin decided it would be fun to get drunk before my wedding. During the ceremony, he got up on the stage and tried to do a stage dive into the crowd. He landed on my nephew and broke his arm. FML
Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML
Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echoed through the meditation chamber. If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014