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About alycion : Sarcasm is such a lost art form on some. It makes me cry.

The husky that you see is Sid. He is 2. No, it is not cruel to keep one in FL. Their coat protects them from both hot and cold.

Sid is my second husky. I love the breed so much that I recently started fostering them. Life is never boring with them around.

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Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML


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On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML


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On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today, my cousin decided it would be fun to get drunk before my wedding. During the ceremony, he got up on the stage and tried to do a stage dive into the crowd. He landed on my nephew and broke his arm. FML

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML


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On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echoed through the meditation chamber. If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros. FML


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On 02/22/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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