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  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 January 1999 (15 years)
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Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland

Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML

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On 11/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by Pongy (man) -

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML

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On 09/24/2013 at 12:47am - kids - by cuntsmom (woman) - United States

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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