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aly_pinay22
  • Town/Country : San Diego, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 415
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About aly_pinay22 : Love reading FMLs before I go to sleep. I do love a good laugh!

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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