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by Redhead4life / 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I returned to my university residence following spring break. I was greeted by a letter stating I'd been caught on camera vandalising a wall repair. At the time in question, I was asleep on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The REZ coordinator is avoiding me, and I can't clear my name. FML
by CutePenguin / 03/17/2012 at 6:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by lizzie1833 / 03/17/2012 at 10:16am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by dhbeaver / 03/17/2012 at 9:04am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by Taylor Easley / 03/17/2012 at 12:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by elisabeth_pwnes / 03/16/2012 at 6:38am / Norway (Vestfold) / Love
by disgusted / 03/16/2012 at 5:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML
by Winx / 03/16/2012 at 3:13am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by spermbankonlegs / 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my doctor booked me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
by 0stvn0 / 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy
by W45T3D_Y0UTH / 03/15/2012 at 4:44pm / Canada / Love
by CallaC / 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
by CierraJordan / 03/14/2012 at 7:31am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, a Russian guy came up to me on the train and informed me that I look exactly like a typical Russian woman. He then went on to explain that I even had enough fat to survive their cold winters. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2012 at 2:15am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how… Today, I screamed so hard during a nightmare that I developed Laryngitis. I work in a call center.…