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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 September 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

#19312458
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5283) - you deserved it (28318)

On 03/20/2012 at 4:16am - misc - by argh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

#19311891
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28964) - you deserved it (6287)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Jen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23439) - you deserved it (1674)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML

#19309374
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20904) - you deserved it (4819)

On 03/19/2012 at 7:50pm - money - by moneycatious (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML

#19306570
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27030) - you deserved it (3925)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:14am - misc - by bitchyhiccups (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

#19306262
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18385) - you deserved it (2046)

On 03/19/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by PatientInWaiting (woman) - United States

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

#19305643
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10136) - you deserved it (46615)

On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

#19305380
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18225) - you deserved it (12705)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

#19301577
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27353) - you deserved it (2597)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Rapunzel (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

#19299897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27111) - you deserved it (2970)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

#19299263
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7968) - you deserved it (41204)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

#19299263
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7968) - you deserved it (41204)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

#19299225
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27921) - you deserved it (2763)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:06am - work - by Alli.M - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, a bunch of my friends have been accepted to various colleges while I've been denied to the past 5. To cheer me up, my mom drove me to McDonald's. While we were in the drive-thru, she asked them if they had any job openings. FML

#19298670
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26804) - you deserved it (4623)

On 03/18/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by pwib - United States (California)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23687) - you deserved it (2399)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)



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