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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 11:51pm - love - by anon - United States (Texas)
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a women asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by George Saunders - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
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Monday 17 June 2013
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