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by iamnotalawyer / 03/26/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Teenagegirl / 03/26/2012 at 12:11am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML
by analeis / 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Health
by thammer / 03/24/2012 at 9:20am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by SG / 03/24/2012 at 8:14am / United States / Intimacy
by anon / 03/23/2012 at 11:51pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Confused / 03/23/2012 at 11:34am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
by Anon / 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm / United States (New York) / Money
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
by Hannah / 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Miscellaneous
Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 2:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
by Atheist / 03/22/2012 at 12:56am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY / 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 12:50am / Canada / Health
by George Saunders / 03/21/2012 at 12:06am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Kids
by Laura / 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted…