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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 September 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I met separately with the President and Chairman of the company regarding a product that I'm designing. Each ordered me to do the opposite of whatever the other instructed. FML

#19400552
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21116) - you deserved it (2029)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:10am - work - by beagle1 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

#19400366
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18730) - you deserved it (3724)

On 04/03/2012 at 10:16am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25504) - you deserved it (1990)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML

#19391757
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19379) - you deserved it (1892)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

#19391692
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24615) - you deserved it (2918)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38336) - you deserved it (2898)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21506) - you deserved it (2947)

On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22843) - you deserved it (4591)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

#19370101
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32448) - you deserved it (3498)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML

#19369431
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20133) - you deserved it (1765)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

#19367964
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23061) - you deserved it (2701)

On 03/29/2012 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the red Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project. FML

#19365320
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16739) - you deserved it (2821)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

#19363644
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30129) - you deserved it (5002)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6733) - you deserved it (35599)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26688) - you deserved it (2743)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)



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