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by Ew. / 04/09/2012 at 11:22am / United Kingdom / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Money
by Foreveralone / 04/09/2012 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Stinky. / 04/08/2012 at 11:29pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML
by kirsty / 04/08/2012 at 1:18pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by claudio117 / 04/08/2012 at 5:16am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
by Sadboy / 04/06/2012 at 10:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by rubberduckie94 / 04/06/2012 at 9:17am / United States / Animals
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
by tatatest / 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by tessamarque / 04/05/2012 at 11:07am / United States (Oklahoma) / Animals
Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't like it, and that I still didn't like how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML
by Anonymous / 04/05/2012 at 8:36am / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
by Badchristian / 04/05/2012 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by potatoebee / 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
- Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked… Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making… Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk.…