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by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 6:32am / United States / Health
Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML
by rejected / 04/13/2012 at 1:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by jesifairy / 04/13/2012 at 12:46am / Australia / Love
by Munkeh / 04/12/2012 at 4:42pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy
by Kayla / 04/12/2012 at 1:30am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by girly / 04/12/2012 at 12:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by dl / 04/11/2012 at 10:54pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by vanessax / 04/11/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/10/2012 at 10:39am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by kayadd33 / 04/10/2012 at 10:13am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
by Baustigt / 04/10/2012 at 6:48am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
by kellie1115 / 04/10/2012 at 12:41am / United States (West Virginia) / Love
by awwman / 04/09/2012 at 10:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…