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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 September 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5283
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML

#19459497
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37886) - you deserved it (7783)

On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20304) - you deserved it (6396)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML

#19456455
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34379) - you deserved it (3498)

On 04/12/2012 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Munkeh (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I freaked out because of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML

#19453848
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21496) - you deserved it (2733)

On 04/12/2012 at 1:30am - love - by Kayla (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18273) - you deserved it (47429)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a bubble bath to help me relax. I was more stressed out by the sound of all the bubbles popping than I was to begin with. FML

#19452879
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15271) - you deserved it (8016)

On 04/11/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by dl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

#19450814
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23826) - you deserved it (1871)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

#19447542
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17213) - you deserved it (19652)

On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

#19447044
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19934) - you deserved it (1719)

On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML

#19442358
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11132) - you deserved it (16810)

On 04/10/2012 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

#19440866
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19263) - you deserved it (5104)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my dad found out that there is a free, 24 hour, 7 days a week religious channel. Now that's all he watches. FML

#19439898
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23427) - you deserved it (2499)

On 04/09/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by awwman - United States

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

#19435990
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16986) - you deserved it (8264)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom



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