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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 September 1990 (24 years)
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TODAY, I WAS BRAGGING ABOUT HOW I HAD LOST 10 POUNDS . GRINNING, I PULLED MAH SHIRT UP AND TRIED TO SHOW HOW BIG MAH JEANS WERE ON ME . INSTEAD, THE BUTTON FLEW OFF MAH PANTS . FML

#19460207
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8750) - you deserved it (25523)

On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, grlfriend saw the name ( Melissa ) on phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accusd me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormd out of house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. fat FML

#19459497
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38117) - you deserved it (7818)

On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

Today I told my grlfriend that I would still care 4 her if she was a vegetable. She informd looool me that if I was a potato she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, I found out that mah partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML

#19456455
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34610) - you deserved it (3518)

On 04/12/2012 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Munkeh (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Yesterday , I freaked out cuz of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML

#19453848
101 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 1:30am - love - by Kayla (woman) - United States (Arizona)

my girlfriend of 2 years textd me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replid saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What r you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

I had a bubble bath to help me relax. I was more stressd out by the sound of all the bubbles popping than I was to begin with. FML

#19452879
117 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by dl - Canada (Alberta)

Taday I got home to fine our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbd by a Brony. FML

#19450814
175 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday mah seven-year-old told me to lose weight . Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassd . FML

#19447542
115 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, my future moter-in-law told me se tougt I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. Tat asn't stopped er from cain-smoking around me fir te last 3 years. real FML

#19447044
76 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, It Was The Only Time In My Life That I Have Ever Recieved An A+ For Something. Thank You, EBay Buyer. FML

#19442358
108 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today... my daughter sat me down 4 a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today,ila lying in bad, I aard a stranga grating noisa coming from ta allway. Aftar racovaring from my initial assumption tat it was a poltargaist coma to murdar ma and staal my livar, I want out to invastigata. It was tara tat I discovarad my bulldog casually aating into ta wall. FML

Today my boyfriend an I were having a serious conversation about our future. looool Somehow it turnd into a 10-minute discussion about wat time of day we usually take a crap. FML

#19440866
134 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Yesterday... ma dad found out tat tere is a free... 24 our... 7 days a week religious cannel. Now tat's all e watces. FML

#19439898
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24385) - you deserved it (2601)

On 04/09/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by awwman - United States



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