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Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML


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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38189) - you deserved it (4529)

On 03/24/2011 at 3:07pm - kids - by Angie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50493) - you deserved it (4726)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML


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On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML


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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML


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On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 1:32am - work - by Van (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16986) - you deserved it (33710)

On 10/28/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was out for a nice walk and saw a man being attacked by a large crowd. Instinctively I ran to help him. I pushed one "thug" off him and that little time allowed him to escape. I later found out the man I saved had just keyed someone's car and they had intervened. Guess whose car. FML

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML


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On 08/20/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by NoseInPain (woman) - United States (New York)

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