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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by ladytyy / 07/27/2011 at 7:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by supergirl7 / 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by IIIlibras / 07/27/2011 at 5:28pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
by corasmom / 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
by Nick / 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
by Roode / 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by oliverP123 / 07/22/2011 at 12:11am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by UhOh / 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money