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by Anonymous / 11/10/2011 at 12:07pm / Ireland (Cork) / Animals
Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML
by Noslo / 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Great... / 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm / United States / Kids
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 3:00pm / Canada / Love
by blacktyaffair / 11/09/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by StaplerScared / 11/08/2011 at 9:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
by possiblyoverweight / 11/08/2011 at 9:01am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Kids
by farhia97 / 11/07/2011 at 9:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Dlord357 / 11/07/2011 at 9:24am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Courtney / 11/07/2011 at 1:49am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Cat / 11/06/2011 at 11:43pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by hurtsmyears / 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by heatherjo / 11/02/2011 at 12:49am / United States / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…