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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, my entire family came over for thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was called. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore
Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -
Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -
Today, I was pulled over. The cop seemed very familiar. Turns out he was a relative of mine whom I haven't spoken to in a very long time. We had decent conversation and caught up. He still gave me a ticket. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 10:09am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 8:22am - health - by ughh (woman) - United States
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my 11 year old sister deleted me off Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
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On 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm - kids - by sourcandy013 - United States (Florida)
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
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Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)
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