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by Badab1ng / 11/24/2011 at 1:52am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 4:36am / United States / Health
Today, I was pulled over. The cop seemed very familiar. Turns out he was a relative of mine whom I haven't spoken to in a very long time. We had decent conversation and caught up. He still gave me a ticket. FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2011 at 10:09am / United States / Money
by ughh / 11/22/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Health
by damnedbydurberg / 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by BadFather / 11/21/2011 at 1:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by sourcandy013 / 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
by dan / 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
by hannahk267 / 11/18/2011 at 8:30am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
by Pk45 / 11/11/2011 at 10:37am / United Kingdom (Swansea) / Animals
by embarrassed / 11/11/2011 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/10/2011 at 12:07pm / Ireland (Cork) / Animals
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk…