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by yuuupyup / 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by phoneless / 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm / Jordan / Miscellaneous
by Wrongword / 04/17/2012 at 6:52am / China (Shanghai) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 10:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Tony / 04/16/2012 at 8:57pm / United States / Love
Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML
by DJ Clitter / 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm / United States / Transportation
Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML
by penny-dropping / 04/16/2012 at 12:24am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 12:03am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML
by ... / 04/15/2012 at 5:26pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML
by jonasister / 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Intimacy
Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML
by bummed / 04/15/2012 at 3:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
by fuckbucket14 / 04/14/2012 at 6:56pm / Egypt (Al Bahr al Ahmar) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Work
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Beth / 04/13/2012 at 10:12am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
- Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, I found myself completely naked, tied to a chair with a slice of ham on each breast. Note to… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…