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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 September 1990 (24 years)
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Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML

#18431842
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8830) - you deserved it (70427)

On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

#18430180
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6596) - you deserved it (43012)

On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

#18424954
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31905) - you deserved it (5270)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by D (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled. FML

#18424721
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29253) - you deserved it (2591)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40441) - you deserved it (5468)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML

#18424038
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31053) - you deserved it (3501)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:35am - intimacy - by aninnocentonlooker - United States (California)

Today, a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point. I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him. My boss fired me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine. FML

#18423886
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40629) - you deserved it (2619)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

#18421974
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33756) - you deserved it (4961)

On 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by drummahboi99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

#18418543
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58725) - you deserved it (5860) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

#18417096
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10992) - you deserved it (33573)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML

#18410783
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30803) - you deserved it (3860)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37940) - you deserved it (6295)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42320) - you deserved it (2291)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46566) - you deserved it (3512)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42464) - you deserved it (9838)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)



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