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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 12:49pm - misc - by joy - United States
Today, I had a package stolen from my porch. It was a shipment of customized M and M's for a Valentine's gift. I spent $60 for someone else to eat "I love you" messages. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 3:11am - money - by kirstiexoxo (woman) - United States
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 11:18am - intimacy - by jodibut - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by tkr (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 12:22am - health - by foxyreegan - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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