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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 September 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

#19059244
220 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, I had just finished an elaborate charcoal drawing as part of a college application that took a good week. When I read over the requirements, I found out it needed to be done in graphite pencil. FML

#19054898
149 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 5:36am - misc - by Lameartist -

Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

#19054787
100 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
246 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

#19053682
69 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 1:02am - work - by That_guy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
102 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

#19046512
91 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

#19045980
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20218) - you deserved it (6600)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:03am - money - by jam - Australia

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

#19045856
154 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 1:36am - love - by sarah (woman) - United States

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

#19043641
209 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

#19042625
123 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
200 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

#19039912
81 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 4:37am - love - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I gave an old owl lamp away because I had no need for it. The new owner informed me shortly after that it was worth $400. FML

#19039556
77 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 1:56am - money - by Feelinfunny1 - United States

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187
165 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia



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