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Today, I had just finished an elaborate charcoal drawing as part of a college application that took a good week. When I read over the requirements, I found out it needed to be done in graphite pencil. FML
by Lameartist / 02/12/2012 at 5:36am / Miscellaneous
Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML
by IHateBeingAStudent / 02/12/2012 at 4:43am / Money
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
by That_guy / 02/12/2012 at 1:02am / United States (Washington) / Work
by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by lulu / 02/11/2012 at 5:19am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by jam / 02/11/2012 at 2:03am / Australia / Transportation
by sarah / 02/11/2012 at 1:36am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
by great / 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm / United States / Work
by ohgodwhy / 02/10/2012 at 4:37am / United States (California) / Love
by Feelinfunny1 / 02/10/2012 at 1:56am / United States / Money
by Jarryd / 02/10/2012 at 12:40am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
by nosymptoms / 02/09/2012 at 7:09pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
- Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke"… Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what… Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I…
- Today, my live in boyfriend has been giving me the silent treatment for the last three days because… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how…