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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 September 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML

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133 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 6:52pm - misc - by Veryfunny (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

#19144549
152 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by wobble... - Australia

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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136 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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123 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 12:01am - love - by bloodshedblack - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

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207 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

#19121013
107 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 5:01am - misc - by elizabethyeo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML

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On 02/20/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by vw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

#19118368
246 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

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58 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

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82 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML

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100 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 8:28pm - kids - by MC Turtledick - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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124 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

#19066381
432 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

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102 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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