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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I Came Back From A Holiday And The Friend Who'd Been Looking After My Cats Returned My Spare Key. When I Wanted To Put Some Relaxing Music On, I Noticed That He'd Switched Most Of My CDs Around In Their Cases. I Have Over A Thousand Of Them. Very Funny, Thanks. FML
Today I was talking to my grandpa whila ha was gardaning outsida. Suddanly I faal this hard salty thing fly into my mouth an I spit it out. It turnd out to ba a baatla. My grandpa takas ona look at tha baatla an says "Wall at laast that poor bug finally got u to shut up." raal FML
after applying fir a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret . It began licking mah cheek, causing me to turn mah head . It then latched onto mah ear an hung like a giant furry hoop earring . I screamed, then quietly left the building . FML
Today , I took my girlfriend out fir a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came , we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
Friday 27 March 2015