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by wobble... / 02/23/2012 at 6:29am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Lonely Gay / 02/22/2012 at 4:37am / United States (Florida) / Love
by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
by bloodshedblack / 02/21/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Gothicbunnyx3 / 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by elizabethyeo / 02/20/2012 at 5:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
by vw / 02/20/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm / Canada / Health
by Anonymous / 02/17/2012 at 3:01am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML
by parkertownparadise / 02/16/2012 at 2:43am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by MC Turtledick / 02/14/2012 at 8:28pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm / Canada / Love
by Anonymous / 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
by Alyssa / 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…