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by Anonymous / 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Washington) / Money
by none / 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
by poop / 02/28/2012 at 2:10am / United States / Transportation
by slickrick22 / 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by still learning / 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
by whattabrat / 02/26/2012 at 12:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by KMO / 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML
by fmlsomuch / 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm / Japan / Miscellaneous
by jj159 / 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm / United States / Kids
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
by BadGuyLuck / 02/25/2012 at 1:33am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML
by ashleynicolle / 02/25/2012 at 1:16am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/25/2012 at 12:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by i2xl / 02/24/2012 at 10:28am / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML
by Veryfunny / 02/23/2012 at 6:52pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, I was riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into my car and sat directly in… Today, I tried to wake my husband up in the middle of the night by kissing him deeply and massaging… Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed.…