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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 September 1990 (24 years)
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Today, while on trial for a desperately needed new job, I tripped crossing a road with my would-be manager. I twisted my ankle, and he had to carry me across the road and call a taxi for me to go home. FML

#19243809
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20150) - you deserved it (2384)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:48am - work - by Katie (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died 2 years ago. FML

#19243777
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7268) - you deserved it (52136)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:43am - work - by ITM21 - United States

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

#19243169
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29431) - you deserved it (2749)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:53pm - health - by radiating (woman) -

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

#19240246
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13928) - you deserved it (50775)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

#19238857
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27474) - you deserved it (2158)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

#19233379
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27206) - you deserved it (28108)

On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML

Today, my new roommate told me he was bisexual. A little concerned, I opened up and told him that made me uncomfortable. His reply: "Oh don't worry, I'm only attracted to good looking guys." FML

#19232371
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12849) - you deserved it (45205)

On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML

#19228938
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29013) - you deserved it (1714)

On 03/06/2012 at 7:34pm - misc - by Alex (woman) - United States

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

#19226146
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32264) - you deserved it (2814)

On 03/06/2012 at 6:50am - health - by FootyFoot (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

#19223342
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7611) - you deserved it (27165)

On 03/05/2012 at 8:36pm - misc - by asdfBUTT (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25275) - you deserved it (7726)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

#19222204
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8228) - you deserved it (24169)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML

#19221351
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7241) - you deserved it (65948)

On 03/05/2012 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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