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Today, while on trial for a desperately needed new job, I tripped crossing a road with my would-be manager. I twisted my ankle, and he had to carry me across the road and call a taxi for me to go home. FML
by Katie / 03/09/2012 at 1:48am / United Kingdom / Work
by ITM21 / 03/09/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Work
by gabbykinz13 / 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm / United States / Love
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
by littlekellilee / 03/08/2012 at 11:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by sad face / 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by whatawaste / 03/07/2012 at 11:25am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Alex / 03/06/2012 at 7:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by laviestpasimal / 03/06/2012 at 7:14pm / France / Work
by FootyFoot / 03/06/2012 at 6:50am / Australia (South Australia) / Health
Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML
by asdfBUTT / 03/05/2012 at 8:36pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML
by mark / 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
by wtbfiber / 03/05/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Health
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…