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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 4:03am - health - by anonymous - United States
Today, I went driving for the first time. I made it twenty miles to my step mom's house, and didn't stop until I was inside the garage. Too bad the garage door was closed when I got there. FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 5:15am - misc - by meganisabella - United States
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 1:39am - work - by The Last One (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 10:06pm - health - by jmac (man) - United States (California)
Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 1:04am - love - by atsukobo - United States
Today, my best friend informed me that she has been sleeping with my boyfriend. She tried to justify it by saying, "He's just going to break up with you anyway." FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 12:12am - love - by best friend! - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm - misc - by skid kid (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 2:04pm - misc - by KrazyKill - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 5:10am - misc - by stupidprankster - United States
Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 3:30am - health - by Rissa Warrington - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)
Today, while on trial for a desperately needed new job, I tripped crossing a road with my would-be manager. I twisted my ankle, and he had to carry me across the road and call a taxi for me to go home. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 1:48am - work - by Katie (woman) - United Kingdom
Monday 17 June 2013
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