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Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
by yamsterr / 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United States / Love
by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 03/12/2012 at 4:03am / United States / Health
by meganisabella / 03/11/2012 at 5:15am / United States / Transportation
by The Last One / 03/11/2012 at 1:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by jmac / 03/10/2012 at 10:06pm / United States (California) / Health
by Major3 / 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by atsukobo / 03/10/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Love
by best friend! / 03/10/2012 at 12:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML
by skid kid / 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by KrazyKill / 03/09/2012 at 2:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 10:14am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by stupidprankster / 03/09/2012 at 5:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML
by Rissa Warrington / 03/09/2012 at 3:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
by banned / 03/09/2012 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I… Today, while in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my… Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys",…
- Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…