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Today, as I got off the bus, I saw a girl counting her change making sure she had enough for the ride. Since it was my last stop for the day, I offered my day pass to her. She replied, "Get away, freak." FML
by calidreaming / 05/09/2012 at 10:40am / Japan (Osaka) / Miscellaneous
by Mouhahaa / 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm / France / Love
Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML
by rofindie / 05/07/2012 at 12:12am / United States (New York) / Money
by T3STI / 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by BTM13 / 05/05/2012 at 11:19pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 3:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/04/2012 at 4:57pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML
by UnderConstruction / 05/04/2012 at 10:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous4991 / 05/03/2012 at 8:39pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
by Anonymous / 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by dentistrygirl / 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/03/2012 at 7:37am / Australia / Kids
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
by f*ck / 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm / United States / Love