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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today , it was the second anniversary of the day I met girlfriend. I had to go to work , but I set an engagement ring and a letter on pillow firhen she woke up , and left breakfast fir her on the counter. When I got home , she and all of her things were gone. FML
TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML
TODAY, I ASKD A COWORKER WHAT SHE'D BOUGHT HER DAD FIR FATHER'S DAY. SHE SAID THAT SHE GOT HIM SOME FLOWERS, AND I LAUGHD BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A RATHER FEMININE GIFT FIR A MAN. I LATER FOUND OUT THAT THE FLOWERS WERE FIR HIS GRAVE. FML
Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in an added, "Can I have them 4 mah collection?" FML
Today , mah fiancé and I planned a romantic movie night. Champagne , popcorn , romantic comedy. Then his friend decided to show up and they've been talking about 1st generation Pokémon ever since. FML
Today before I went into surgery the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get!! As he woke up in looool the recovery area 10 feet away I was getting my final prep before the operation!! On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain!! FML
Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML
Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015