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About alvinawesome : My name is Alvin, what's up:) I'm 17 and I think I'm friendly........ Don't really know what to say but if you want to know me better just message me ;)

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML


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