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Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML

#19613672
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26532) - you deserved it (2872)

On 05/12/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by CalyenaL (woman) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML

#19612395
155 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 4:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML

#19591291
155 comments

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On 05/08/2012 at 7:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

#19573313
63 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 3:14pm - love - by john (man) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
144 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML

#19415450
71 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
218 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

#19409993
37 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML

#19405476
158 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 6:13am - health - by screaming monkey - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML

#19348901
106 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by iamnotalawyer (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

#19337842
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27055) - you deserved it (2798)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

#19336672
162 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)

Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

#19319555
130 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 8:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

#19279551
158 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)



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