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altkat
  • Town/Country : Canada
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  • Number of visits : 3732
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About altkat : I fight bad guys, make pizza, and headbang.

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Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41815) - you deserved it (3071)

On 10/11/2009 at 1:21pm - misc - by cbarebo (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15732) - you deserved it (59629)

On 04/01/2009 at 1:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML

#701960
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I agree, your life sucks (71210) - you deserved it (11658)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Tiak (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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515 comments

I agree, your life sucks (227259) - you deserved it (29242)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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