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Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32432) - you deserved it (2571)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31571) - you deserved it (3933)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML

#17783230
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22082) - you deserved it (2431)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

#17743700
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20420) - you deserved it (11009)

On 09/14/2011 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML

#17682906
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23700) - you deserved it (6243)

On 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jag talar (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12436) - you deserved it (23659)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, in a queue to the ATM, a hot girl was standing in front of me. The girl's boyfriend grabbed her ass. She turned around and slapped me. FML

Today, in a queue to the ATM, a hot girl was standing in front of me. The girl's boyfriend grabbed her ass. She turned around and slapped me. FML

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

#17597780
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26240) - you deserved it (2493)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

#17597780
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26240) - you deserved it (2493)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

#17597780
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26240) - you deserved it (2493)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

#17597780
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26240) - you deserved it (2493)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States



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