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Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML

#19225170
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21624) - you deserved it (1790)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:37am - work - by dragynfyre - United States (California)

Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML

#19225170
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21624) - you deserved it (1790)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:37am - work - by dragynfyre - United States (California)

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9603) - you deserved it (32910)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

#19128091
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22273) - you deserved it (3970)

On 02/21/2012 at 12:01am - love - by bloodshedblack - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27055) - you deserved it (6589)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

#19023656
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32907) - you deserved it (4120)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:17am - love - by daughterofanazi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML

#18956321
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25401) - you deserved it (8188)

On 01/30/2012 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by idrathernotgiveoutmyname (woman) - Canada

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33274) - you deserved it (4120)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
136 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

#18440924
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24225) - you deserved it (6445)

On 12/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by smileytheface - United States (Illinois)

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

#17948133
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47196) - you deserved it (3468)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:27pm - love - by DyingPlants (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10337) - you deserved it (34338)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10337) - you deserved it (34338)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

#17867574
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29512) - you deserved it (2134)

On 09/29/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37815) - you deserved it (2354)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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