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Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML

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On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

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