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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 November 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 557
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12370) - you deserved it (73869)

On 10/20/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by jaxattax (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44363) - you deserved it (4119)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, some thug tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves and told a cop that I did it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53569) - you deserved it (2444)

On 10/20/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by BobbyHutchinson (man) - Australia (South Australia)



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