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  • Town/Country : Savannah, GA, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 June 1988 (24 years)
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Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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